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Michelle Kube

Bio
In 1993, I was a 21-year-old college student (community college) working full-time in the world of retail. If you’ve seen the local teeny-bopper Wet Seal store in your local mall, then you can understand my former hell. At the time, I had NO interest in radio. I thought talk radio was for “old people” (sorry, at the time, that was my 21-year-old brain’s perception). Taking an internship class, I had dreams of finding an internship at a television station and making it big in the world of TV.  It didn’t happen. Well, there were no television internships available so I turned to radio and ended up at KFI.

Little did I know that at the time,
KFI was becoming the rebel talk station, the station that wasn’t for old people. It was the “in your face” station. The one where people said “I can’t believe Bill Handel actually SAID that.” I spent my internship opening mail, answering phones, doing the peon work.  When it was over, I was approached with the opportunity to be a “screener” on one of the talk shows, the Bill Handel show....for a whopping $5.25 an hour (whoop de do). Never mind that I had to drive an HOUR at 4am from “The OC”’ every morning. At the time, $5.25 an hour and my big 20 hours a week barely paid for gas. Needless to say, I had to keep my full-time job in retail AND manage to go to school. Little did I know that screeners were just a step up from pond scum and my job served three basic purposes…#1 get breakfast, #2 get snacks and #3 screen the usually abusive calls that came into the show.

Eventually, my part-time thing turned into working many more hours than I should for no additional pay to learn about the wonderful world of producing.   Then, Bill’s producer went on maternity leave and I filled in. When she decided not to return, I was asked if I wanted the job for a pittance. Against my better judgment, I said yes. Because of that, I missed out on the real experience of a four-year college…you know what I’m talking about... slacking off and stumbling home half-naked with puke in your hair after getting rip-roaring drunk at fraternity parties.

With the exception of about 2 years when I worked on other projects here at KFI, I’ve been with Bill’s show my entire KFI career. Why? I like that Bill's a big a-hole and it's fun for me knowing that the women in Bill’s life control him…I like being a part of that.

So that’s it about me except that I’m a native New Yorker, a "Lawng Gyelander"....brought forcibly to California by my parents at the tender age of 15. I’m half Italian/half German, my breasts are a 40D (Bill said to add that) and I’m reasonably OK looking.  I got married October 2010, but we've been together since 2001.

We have a dog Princess Grace Kelly...a 6 pound chihuahua that controls our lives.

Peace out!

Facebook Ramblings
Friday 02-03-2012 12:56pm PT
I know that a lot of you aren't on Facebook. (If you are you can follow me hereSo, you don't get the fun of my little gems that I post there.  So I thought I would show you some of my posts from the last week or so.
 
Text message from hubby @ work "wht..no gogurt?"
 
 
You would be so proud. Using sales/ store coupons/ clipped coupons...I got two 40 count Bayer Asprin bottles for $3.99, three 150 count Tums bottles for $1.99, 20 cans of soup for $2.00 (10 cents each!) and 15 packs of Ramen noodles for $3.00. Total Bill $11.88. At regular price it would have cost me $51.75! You have inspired me!
 
 
Ok, I haven't watched the RHOBH reunion show yet, but let me guess. Yelling, screaming, someone accuses someone of lying, of being full of themselves, crying, yelling, and someone calls someone a bitch. Pretty much it right?
 
 
In the fridge, my white and brown eggs were segregated, each living in their separate styrofoam egg carton communities.

I am happy to report that the eggs have been successfully integrated both in the fridge in a single carton and in the pot on the top of the stove. It is a new era.
 
 
Stupid question....brown eggs and white eggs taste the same right? I have a feeling my hubby might go 'what's with the hard boiled brown eggs?'
 
 
I think it's perfectly reasonable to think about buying baby hangers to hang Princess' clothes in the closet. This way, those clothes will stay organized AND I'll already have them if I end up getting preggers. Others....say I'm nuts.
 
 
I am in the midst of a difficult decision.
Cascade Complete or Finish Quantam...
 
By the way...Princess...
 
 
 
 
Dick(s) O' The Week(s)
Wednesday 01-25-2012 10:18am PT

Sorry people, I was a total slacker this week on getting a 'Dick O' The Week' prepared.

Then I realized I had not posted the last few, so here they are.

Since we're in election year mode now I thought we should look back on another election, the one between Bill Clinton and Bob Dole.

Here's a few Clinton and Dole campaign ads, Cabeza style. Cabeza- Clinton Dole campaign ads

Bob Dole left Congress to run for president, here's his parting song. cabeza dole take this job and shove it

And here's a little something the Republicans put together about their opponent, William Jefferson Clinton. Cabeza Clinton Bio

Puppy Bowl Starting Lineup
Tuesday 01-24-2012 9:33am PT